Gathering illegal aliens from sanctuary cities is harder than transporting a wheelbarrow full of frogs.
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Past Actions
Why do some people get punished for their ancestors' behavior that occurred long before any of us even existed?
Biden vs Trump Debate
Since Biden surely wouldn't be able to debate anyone without someone whispering into his earpiece, it would be hilarious if the signal got hacked and instead someone fed him the book "Green Eggs and Ham".
He would never know the difference!
Solar Eclipse Glasses
Service Dog
What questions can someone legally ask to determine if a dog is a service animal?
(Question 1) Is the dog a service animal?
(Answer) Yes, it is.
(Question 2) What work or task has the dog been trained to perform?
(Answer) If I get hungry enough, I can eat it. So I trained it to play dead.
Mansplaining
"Mansplaining" is when a man explains something to a woman.
When she explains something to a man, it's just "Bitching".
note: if you are having difficulty understanding this, then seek out the nearest man.
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