News


The news media should focus on current events instead of their idiotic guesses of what they think may or may not happen sometime in the future. Just stick to the news, keep your opinions to yourself!

Convenience Fees


Restaurants are kind enough to give you a convenient tip calculation at the bottom of your receipt. But beware, it may include the tax, service charges, convenience fee, transaction fee, and surcharges in the total for tips.

Tariffs


Tariffs just make you pay extra for things that you shouldn't be buying anyway. 

Buy American!




Best Dog Food


How can they claim they have the best Dog food? Who do that get to try it?

Send your woman into orbit


Women will get on this thing, and it will send them into orbit!

Sanctuary City

Gathering illegal aliens from sanctuary cities is harder than transporting a wheelbarrow full of frogs.

Michigan over Ohio

 


 No matter what, Michigan will always be over Ohio.

Stop the Parade

Why does the Thanksgiving Day parade now have mini Broadway Shows? 

I feel sorry for the marching bands who need to sit in the road and wait until these things are over before they can show the audience what we really want to see.

No dogs on field


We need to teach dogs to read since some people clearly have difficulty.

Past Actions

Why do some people get punished for their ancestors' behavior that occurred long before any of us even existed?



Gender Reveal

 A gender reveal is appropriate for a baby but as an adult, it is simply a striptease.



Biden vs Trump Debate


Since Biden surely wouldn't be able to debate anyone without someone whispering into his earpiece, it would be hilarious if the signal got hacked and instead someone fed him the book "Green Eggs and Ham".

He would never know the difference!


Solar Eclipse Glasses

 



I purchased a pair of these SPECIAL glasses to observe the Total Solar Eclipse today and the things are broken. They are apparently not waterproof and the rain out here must have ruined them because I can't see anything.

Sand Dollar


 

I found this "Sand Dollar" on the beach today!