Timmys World

Sunny Days

Who ever overcorrected Global Warming, please put it back the way it was.

Social Media Problem

How far back do we go to blame our problem with Social Media?

If a dog's mom is female (which of course she is), then technically she is a bitch—that's the correct term.

Chess Game

Chess teaches us about reality. Whereas only the female can do whatever she wants.

Key West Skiers

People skiing at Key West Florida. Without snow your skis wear down to nothing in a hurry.

Whistle vs Gun

The moral of the story is…Don’t bring a whistle to a gun fight.

Deprioritized at McDonalds

A word of advice: If you think ordering from the McDonald's App will get you faster service, you are in for a big surprise. You will be LAST in line to get served.

The order in which they serve their customers is as follows.

First in line will be the people in the Drive-thru.
Next will be counter service customers.
Last will be those of us who used the App, and only after several customers from the other groups have been taken care of first

Of course, this is if they didn't lose your order to begin with.

I feel safe knowing that I will not be deported. My car has a built-in ICE detection system.

Smart Feeder

Warning: If you're pet ends up dead, it wasn't smart enough.

Biden was like a Venus flytrap, attracting illegal aliens into our country. Look at the end result.

It's Color Blindness Awareness Day!

News

The news media should focus on current events instead of their idiotic guesses of what they think may or may not happen sometime in the future. Just stick to the news, keep your opinions to yourself!

Restaurants are kind enough to give you a convenient tip calculation at the bottom of your receipt. But beware, it may include the tax, service charges, convenience fee, transaction fee, and surcharges in the total for tips.

Tariffs

Tariffs just make you pay extra for things that you shouldn't be buying anyway.

Buy American!

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