Dollar Menu

Hasn't everything on the menu always been a dollar or more?


Missing Battery

People Down South sometimes seem to move as if they are missing a battery or two.


Sell By Date

"Sell by" dates just make things go bad.

Growing Up

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Sleeping with Women


Don't say you slept with a woman if what you really meant was that you slept afterwards.

Face Injections


Face injections can cause BUTT CHEEKS.