Timmy's mission is to provide the world with a window of insight into what it is like living in Timmy's World. He will present you with random thoughts and the profound wisdom bestowed upon us by none other than Timmy himself. So stand back and prepare to be dazzled.
Late to Doctor
Why is it that a Doctor can make you wait for literally hours in the waiting room, but if you are just 1 minute late for your appointment, your are scolded, sent home and then billed for the visit anyway.
Bus Car Seat
If you pick your child up from school you may need a car seat, if you put that same kid on a school bus there won't even be a seat belt.
Light It Here
This looks like a good location to light one up, at a gas station next to the propane.
Sleeve Emotions
Some people wear their emotions on their sleeves. I've been told that I wear mine on a BILLBOARD.
Mothers Advice
Over the centuries mothers have given their children plenty of good advice; here are some samples.
COLUMBUS'S MOTHER: I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You could have written.
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it.
GOLDILOCKS'S MOTHER: I've got a bill here for a broken chair from the Bear family. Do you know anything about this Goldie?
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!
HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? No!
Sick
If anyone has NOT got sick this winter, I would like to shake your hand. But make sure you wash it first!
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Optical Illusion
Stare at this photo for at least 60 seconds. If you concentrate, you'll see a waterfall hidden in the background. It may take several tries.
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Ground Hog
Do you think PETA has an issue with plucking this little guy from his secure hole, scaring him with his own shadow, then putting him on display for all to see the terror he is put through?
Global Warming
Can someone please tell me how to speed up this Global Warming crap, cause I'm freezing my ass off!
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