ALCOHOL!

ALCOHOL! 
Because no great story ever starts with a decaf coffee.


Bald Eagle

I hear they taste like Chicken.


Black Cat Ladder

If a Black Cat goes under a Ladder, is that bad?

Ground Hog

Do you think PETA has an issue with plucking this little guy from his secure hole, scaring him with his own shadow, then putting him on display for all to see the terror he is put through?