Timmy's mission is to provide the world with a window of insight into what it is like living in Timmy's World. He will present you with random thoughts and the profound wisdom bestowed upon us by none other than Timmy himself. So stand back and prepare to be dazzled.
Misguided Gender Identities
In this new world of misguided gender identities, how is a person to know if they are sexually harassing the correct people or not?
Sitcom Laughter
It is really sad when you watch a new TV sitcom and all you notice is the "canned laughter". You then wonder if you missed a joke somewhere.
You should be shooting
If you're not shootin', you should be loadin'. If you're not loadin, you should be movin', if you're not movin', someone's gonna cut your head off and put it on a stick.
Wall of Bullets
Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. I may get killed with my own gun, but he's gonna have to beat me to death with it, cause it's gonna be empty.
Big Gun
The handgun would not be my choice of weapon if I knew I was going to a fight. ...I'd choose a rifle, a shotgun, an RPG or an atomic bomb instead.
Beware the man who only has one gun
Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it!
Wedding Vows
I, (Bride), take thee, (Groom), to be my wedded Husband; to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health; to love, cherish, and to OBEY, till death us do part, according to God's holy ordinance.
Did the OBEY part disappear modern day vows because they found it didn't work anyway?
Did the OBEY part disappear modern day vows because they found it didn't work anyway?
Glass Animals
Does this sign mean I need to keep my "Glass Animals" off the beach?
They won't be happy!
Talking On Phone
I don't know who is ruder. The cashier for interrupting the woman who was on her cell phone in the checkout line. Or the woman for being on her phone in the first place.
Michigan Drivers
After just traveling thousands of miles through several different states, I have to say not only does Michigan have the worst Roads we've encountered. But they also have the worst Drivers!
Stupid People
When you have too many people all gathered in one place, your percentage of STUPID PEOPLE also increases.
We normally plan our trips when the herd of STUPID PEOPLE thins out.
It gets quite exhausting dealing with that many STUPID PEOPLE in public all at one time.
We normally plan our trips when the herd of STUPID PEOPLE thins out.
It gets quite exhausting dealing with that many STUPID PEOPLE in public all at one time.
Opposing Opinions
Seems as if the more we are exposed to other people's opinions, the more we get upset that those opposing views even exist.
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